I'm thinking
of starting a new social networking site for the drunkenly belligerent, on which
you're automatically excused for being offensive ... it'll be called offyourfacebook
And so, farewell Peter Falk ... not so curiously "one more thing that's bothering me" smart now, eh, Columbo?
The Wisdom of Evie (aged 5) ...
Noah: Everyone is a mammal.
Evie: Daddy isn't.
Noah: Why not?
Evie: Because he hasn't got any hair.
It was Pirate Day at Evie's school ...
This is the playhouse I've just built for the kids ...
The Wisdom of Evie (aged 5) ...
Evie: Hands up who has seen green tomatoes.
(Daddy puts his hand up)
Daddy: Did you know that you can get black tomatoes?
Evie: No, those are just olives.
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