I've noticed that the police are the most radical workers' faction ... they're always at the front of the protest marches.
Buying a 33p tin of chopped tomatoes in Lidl, instead of a 31p tin of unchopped ... now that's living ...
Have
you checked out those Greek austerity measures? They are seriously
austere. For me, they epitomise austerity. Surely no-one can doubt their
austeriosity(?)
This
evening I made Courgette, Bacon and Brie Gratin for the family. It was well
received. Yes, it's almost vegetable glut season on the allotment
... I'm wondering what to do with the rest of the slaughtered pig, though
...
... and the slaughtered Brie ...
I'm thinking
of starting a new social networking site for the drunkenly belligerent, on which
you're automatically excused for being offensive ... it'll be called offyourfacebook
And so, farewell Peter Falk ... not so curiously "one more thing that's bothering me" smart now, eh, Columbo?
The Wisdom of Evie (aged 5) ...
Noah: Everyone is a mammal.
Evie: Daddy isn't.
Noah: Why not?
Evie: Because he hasn't got any hair.
It was Pirate Day at Evie's school ...
This is the playhouse I've just built for the kids ...
The Wisdom of Evie (aged 5) ...
Evie: Hands up who has seen green tomatoes.
(Daddy puts his hand up)
Daddy: Did you know that you can get black tomatoes?
Evie: No, those are just olives.
